Our mighty hero, Gary Reed, traveled to the year 2156 to fight Robot George Washington in insure the continued proliferation of mankind throughout the galaxy.
I'm not making this up. I conducted grueling research on this topic.
No, it's of vital importance that we learn of what the Great Gary Reed did in order to save us all.
Mrs. Scot if you fail me you will be helping the Robot Forefathers win. Mankind will be wiped from the face of the galaxy. Robot Tomas Jefferson will rule the Earth with a neo-titanium fist.
Of course it matters. The masses need to know. Why, for all we know Gary Reed could go to this school. He could be in this very class room.
Didn't you listen to my presentation at all? Gary Reed was not always known as Gary Reed he changed his name so that the Robot Forefathers could not send a roboassassin back in time to kill him.
That is why his true name has been lost to history.
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